This really is a tape with a story!
Every April first, our R&D group releases an April Fool's Day (AFD)
tool, and the Story Tape is the seventh such tool we've designed. This
year though, we've gone ahead with a small production run, and have made
the tool available (while quantities last).
When working on the AFD tool, we have a set of rules that we must follow:
1) The tool must be somewhat credible;
2) We must actually make the tool;
3) It must function as we say it does.
While the Story Tape can be used as described, the utility is a wee bit
overstated. Nonetheless, it still makes a good gift, and is a tool you
can have a bit of fun with.
Who knows — you may even find it will eventually solve a problem
that you can't solve with another tool.