This is number thirteen in our ongoing series of April 1st products. If you're interested in having a look at the previous ones, just search for "AFD" using the Item Search function above. While the Lee Valley Precision Story Tape is the only product that's actually available for purchase, each of the products depicted have actually been manufactured by Veritas®. Not only do they exist, they function exactly as we say: the Pouchless Tool Belt really holds more than 500 pounds, the Variable Gang Saw mechanism really functions as shown, the trigger in the plane handle supplied with the No-Fuss-Tool Shroud really does control the dust extractor, and so on. That's part of the fun – the tools have to be credible, and to be credible they have to work.
Have a happy April 1st!
The staff at Veritas Tools
(busy working on number fourteen)