Actually, this isn't a bad idea, if executed in moderation. Leather belt loops can be easily made using our standard magnet cups and using flat-head bolts to sandwich the leather between the cup and a suitably large washer.
This is number three in our ongoing series of April 1st products.... if you're interested in having a look at the last two, just search for "AFD" using the Item Search function.
Have a happy April 1st!
The staff at Veritas® Tools
(busy working on number four)