SURPRISE!

This year, you really can order our April Fool's Day product — just click on the “add to cart” button in the price line below to proceed. Of course, there aren't really three models, as a single Precision Story Tape is capable of handling a mix of inches, centimeters, and cubits. It makes an excellent gift for those who have everything…
This is number seven in our ongoing series of April 1st products …if you're interested in having a look at previous year's entries, just click the “item search” button at left and enter “AFD” (for April Fool's Day). Each of the tools shown to date actually exist, and is designed to do just what we say it does (with no promises as to how effectively).
Have a happy April first!
Cheers,
The staff at Veritas® Tools